this was late on purpose

just a while ago i did a bit about a kid’s book

who knew i’d have another so soon?

the last one i could almost see buying…if a woman was stupid enough to marry and / or have kids with me. fat chance on that shit. shane will end up paying up big time because of this…but let’s move on. after that bit came out i got an email alerting me to this one…

which looks sweet and disneyish until you read what it’s really about.

then it’s just disturbing.

a book on how to explain how mommy got all skinny while having huge tits. nice. what comes next – a book explaining why the cable guy and the plumber alternate having breakfast with the little bastard? a world where we have kids books to explain that funny smell from daddy’s den i can deal with – but if you feel the kids need to know where mommy’s new boobs came from, maybe mommy didn’t need the new boobs. i’m just saying…

…and i pushed this to the day AFTER mother’s day on purpose, ya know.

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  • Shane May 14, 2008 @ 15:37

    Dude, you will wind up married with a couple of yard apes (curtain climbers, ankle biters, booger machines…whatever you want to call them). I dont make losing bets, and I damn sure dont make losing bets for a grand! You might have to watch out for a russian (or just to keep your love for the latin ladies satisfied mabye central american) mail order bride showing up on your door step. I’m not above stacking the deck in my favor to win a bet….